That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
smell my finger.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
tell me about the eggs
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