so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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