so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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