this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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