The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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