My hand turned me down
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Rumble strips road head = magical
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My dick has a subreddit
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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