i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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