i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
