Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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