question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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