I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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