WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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