Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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