i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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