Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
So. Much. Porn.
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