My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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