I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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