He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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