that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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