Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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