Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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