her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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