she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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