Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
not ubering you a puppy
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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