is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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