Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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