Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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