Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Randomize
