And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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