But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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