New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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