So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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