They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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