Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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