I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He has the fingertips of a God
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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