my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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