i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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