its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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