Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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