There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
