Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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