So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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