I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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