"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She bit a glass in half.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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