lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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