What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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