There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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