Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
time to smoke my breakfast
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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