just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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