So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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