A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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