You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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