yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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