i think i have herpe
just one?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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