I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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