What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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